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Author Archives: Linda Galok
19 Ways to Make People Think You’re Dumb
19 ways to make people think you’re dumb by Linda Galok If you’re reading this, you’ve either pretended to be dumb and you’re looking for more tips, or you’re scoffing, “nobody wants to be perceived as dumb; what a dumb … Continue reading
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Tagged Advantage, Assumption, Belief, Boss, Brain Transplant, Donors, Dumb People, funny, Galok, Government Leaders, hovind, Human Behavior, humor, humour, Imagine, Inanity, Linda Galok, Little Friends, Many People, People Power, Political Campaigns, Reasons Women, Rem, Reme, Scoffing, Scott Hovind, short story, Smart People, Stupidity, Teetering On The Edge, Waiting List
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The Dark Religion
By Linda Galok Worship at the altar of Cacao Bean. Battle the bulge to keep the faith and summon others into the white, milk or dark. Preserve all that appears sinful, yet gladdens the sad, cures the crazy and heals … Continue reading
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Tagged Bitter End, Bulge, Cacao Bean, Dark Religion, Devotion, Excuse, Galok, Heart, Hershey, Kiss, Sad, Simple Faith, Tongues, Vanilla
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Recycled Kids
I recently saw an article titled, “Start your children recycling early.” This made me pause. And ponder the timing involved in this most momentous of decisions. When, exactly is the right time to recycle your children? Not when they’re brand … Continue reading
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Tagged Adolescence, Decibels, Decisions, Goldfish, Gummi, Holes, hovind, Intonations, Linda Galok, Parents, Right Time, Sleep, Sneakers, Tantrums, Taste Buds, Terrible Two, Toddler Stage, Worst Time
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Breathing
In writing, perfection is fleeting. It might exist in the morning, but by midnight, it will need a cleaning; next week, a complete paint job, and by next month, major renovations. After a year, perfection collapses completely, sagging in the … Continue reading
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Tagged hovind, Linda Galok, Misery, Paint Job, Refrigerator, Renovations, Wrecking Ball
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The Sport of Stubborn
One of my fourth grade assignments was to choose a sport I knew nothing about, learn it, and teach it to the classmates who were brave enough to sign up for my “class.” I chose yoga because it didn’t seem … Continue reading
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Tagged Class Bully, Classmates, Corpse Pose, Echoes, Encyclopedia Britannica, Eye Hand Coordination, Fair Game, funny, Game Football, Grade Assignments, hilarious, Horses, Ivan, Linda Galok, My Blogroll, Nap, Neighborhood Kids, Palms, Physical Activity, Polo, Scott Hovind, Sniffles, Team Sport, Uncontrollable Laughter, Unexpected Chance
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Show me the Money
Pennies aren’t worthless. They fall from heaven, buy a taste of sweetness, double your money, cause good luck, invite the sharing of extraordinary ideas, make wishes come true, and encourage you to give 100% to your dreams. They seem to … Continue reading
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Tagged Double Your Money, Dreams, Good Luck, Heaven, hovind, Linda Galok, Money Cause, Pennies, Pockets, Show Me The Money, Sweetness, Two Cents
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Along for the Ride
It isn’t always the most comfortable place. It isn’t always the warmest or driest place. It isn’t even always the safest place, and that may be part of its charm. It is an open, endless, constantly changing place, unwavering only in … Continue reading
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Tagged Adventure Racing, bike, biker, Breathing Space, Color Texture, Comfortable Place, Dust In The Air, First Breath, harley, harley davidson, hovind, Illusion Of Safety, Inattention, Inevitability, Linda Galok, motorcycle, Road Dust, Self Consciousness, short story, Sun On My Face, Sweet Smell, Thrum, Thump, Trucker, Twang, Two Wheels, Whiff, Whispered Prayer
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The Gift
Whenever gift-giving occasions loom, women are the first (only) victims of panic attacks. In most male/female partnerships, women are the responsible party in present presentation. This, like many things in life, is an unpleasantly imbalanced state of affairs. We consider … Continue reading
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Tagged anniversary gifts, birthday gifts, christmas gifts, Endless Comparisons, Fret, Gift Shop, holiday gifts, hovind, Hunting, Linda Galok, Many Things, mother's day gifts, Occasions, Panic Attacks, Partnerships, Responsible Party, short story, State Of Affairs, unique gift ideas, wedding gifts
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Learning By Heart
A letter to my daughter: You’re old enough to make choices. Old enough to experience loss. Old enough to recognize true love. Old enough to be on your own. Old enough to make mistakes. Old enough to feel remorse. Old … Continue reading
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Tagged Baby Cousin, Being A Bridesmaid, Big Hug, Blowing Bubbles, Boyfriends, Christmas Cookies, daughter, First Steps, Generosity Of Spirit, hovind, How To Ride A Bike, How To Tie Your Shoes, Learning By Heart, Letter To My Daughter, Linda Galok, Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood Costume, Meaning Of Friendship, Red Riding Hood, Red Riding Hood Costume, Remorse, short story, True Beauty, True Meaning
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The Art of PB&J
Most people probably believe making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a task easily mastered, requiring only hunger pangs and opposable thumbs. However, my long ago, first attempt at writing a recipe to correctly combine crushed nuts, squashed fruit … Continue reading
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Tagged Amp, Butter Knife, Conviction, Discretion, Distrust, Dry Feet, Empty Stomach, Fingers, Flat Surface, hovind, humor, Hunger Pangs, Linda Galok, Marmalade, Opposable Thumbs, Pb, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, Rabbits, short story, Skippy Peanut Butter, Warm Water, White Bread, Wonder Bread
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